Idiana Jones

Indiana Jones

I ain’t got no woman baby,

and I ain’t got the time.

Ain’t got the desire either

but that ain’t no crime.

But every night I go to sleep

I dream of all these women with me,

and it’s such a crazy thing

‘cause most of the time I can’t see.

One night I had this crazy dream

where I was transported to this oasis scene.

Everything about it was so serene

so I decided to spend some time.

When out of nowhere came this beautiful lady.

The most beautiful lady I’ve ever seen.

At first I thought my vision was kinda hazy

but she was equally serene.

Then she came up to me,

asked me to be her man.

I didn’t know how to respond.

I just f-r-o-z-e.

And I asked her:

“Who’s your Mister baby?”

She said: “Indiana Jones.”

Maybe I heard wrong or I was goin’ crazy.

“So are you gonna be my man?”

“Well honey, we’ll see if I can.”

Then I realized what I’d just done

I realized I had won.

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones. (Hey!)

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones.

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones. (Hey!)

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones.

Now, the first part may be a lie,                

but until day is nigh                                     

I won’t have no woman.

I won’t have no woman

But I’ve still got that crazy dream.

The one with the serene scene.

The one with the greatest act.

As a matter of fact;

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones. (Hey!)

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones.

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones. (Hey!)

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones.

I stole my woman from Indiana Jones.