Hello, my name
is Ned Needleman. Today I am selling pens that have run out of ink. Now at this point you may be asking yourself:
“What in the world am I going to do with pens that don’t have ink in them?”
Well I’ll tell you. I am a session musician with a specialty of drumming. A
long time ago I misplaced my drumsticks and I am much too frugal to by new
ones. How did I solve this problem? I solved it by using what you would call “useless
pens” and this method has stuck. I now have a large collection, large enough to
last me a lifetime. I can’t use them all so I’m selling them at a price of
$4.99. Ironic isn’t it? I’m frugal, yet I charge $4.99 for recycled pens. Hey
at least I give you two of them for that price; you need two drumsticks to play
the drums after all. The pens come in all colors so if you own a red drum kit,
have two red pens. If you have a green drum set, have two green pens. You get
the idea. I myself have a purple drum kit and do you know what color of pens I
use for my purple drums? That’s right: purple. I like being color-coordinated.
It is my belief everything should be color-coordinated, even my drumming outfit
is purple. Sorry I’m not selling any of those today, but I do have them so I’ll
keep you posted. Have a good day!
Ned Needleman.
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