Monday, February 20, 2017

Graphic Novel Brainstorm

This is a rather short list with only a few bullet-points, dashes, or whatever you want to call them. Just know that with this little brainstorm I can go in a few directions if I want/need to. Here is the list:



-         Materialism (latest and greatest ideology)
-         “throw away” technology – real e-waste
-         old technology – Can it still be useful despite it’s age?
-         Commentary on these three things possibly simultaneously.

Yes it is a short list but it doesn't mean that the graphic novel will be short. These would be just central ideas. Stay tuned...

 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

The Stolen Silver

Many years ago I created a story titled The Stolen Gold. It was an assignment of mine when I was in third grade. It was about leprechauns getting their gold stolen by a scientist and his henchman. It was a short three-page story that was written and illustrated by the creator of this blog (obviously I will have to locate it now but I'll be doing so at my leisure.) I had toyed with the idea of making a sequel titled The Stolen Gold II but decided against it as it would be way too similar to the first one. If you've ever seen the live action version of 101 Dalmatians and it's sequel both with Glen Close you might have an idea of what I'm talking about. I'm now starting to toy with an idea that would kind of be a sequel to The Stolen Gold titled The Stolen Silver. I'll see what happens with this idea; I may just let The Stolen Gold stand alone to just be my first written story; no sequels or anything, it's just it. I'll think about it maybe after I've started and completed Draft Busts. I'll explain what that is later.

Happy Reading! :)

T.L. Altmann

Needleman's Pens




          Hello, my name is Ned Needleman. Today I am selling pens that have run out of ink.  Now at this point you may be asking yourself: “What in the world am I going to do with pens that don’t have ink in them?” Well I’ll tell you. I am a session musician with a specialty of drumming. A long time ago I misplaced my drumsticks and I am much too frugal to by new ones. How did I solve this problem? I solved it by using what you would call “useless pens” and this method has stuck. I now have a large collection, large enough to last me a lifetime. I can’t use them all so I’m selling them at a price of $4.99. Ironic isn’t it? I’m frugal, yet I charge $4.99 for recycled pens. Hey at least I give you two of them for that price; you need two drumsticks to play the drums after all. The pens come in all colors so if you own a red drum kit, have two red pens. If you have a green drum set, have two green pens. You get the idea. I myself have a purple drum kit and do you know what color of pens I use for my purple drums? That’s right: purple. I like being color-coordinated. It is my belief everything should be color-coordinated, even my drumming outfit is purple. Sorry I’m not selling any of those today, but I do have them so I’ll keep you posted. Have a good day!

Ned Needleman.

The Square



The Square
            Once there was a square, a simple white square living in a peaceful world surrounded by the same color of white as it was. This world it lived in didn’t look like much and in fact it wasn’t much at all, but for the little square it was home. Everything in this square’s world was white, the trees, the roads, everything. It was almost as if a group called Eiffel 65 had done a rendition of there most famous song and included the square and its world in it. Aside from living in an all-white world the square was happy all was peaceful and there was never anything for it or anyone else to fear in this world. However, despite the peace and tranquility that existed in this world the square had one wish; he wanted there to be more colors.
            Sure the square liked living in a world where white was the only color around but it had gotten old and also rather boring. “I wish I had more colors to interact with,” said the square. “Living in this world is fine, but I’ve lived in this world all my life and I just know that there are other colors for me to enjoy.” Yes the square did know of other colors but he didn’t know how to get the other colors into this world. “Surely there must be other worlds that are dominated by one color,” he thought. “Unfortunately I don’t have proof that these worlds exist and I also don’t have a spaceship.” The truth of these realities made the square sad and later that night as he was in bed he saw a shooting star and made a wish on it and he said: “I wish there was at least another color in this world, otherwise paint the world black. It’s truly a dark world when no other colors are around.” He said this while looking at the star and after having said this he watched the star continue to zoom on the night’s white sky.
            He woke up the next morning refreshed and still unhappy about the world’s lack of color other than white. He was hopeful that his wish would work in some way. Once he was all ready to go for the day he left his house and met up with his buddy James.
            “Hey James, did you see the shooting star last night?”
            “I sure did man,” replied James, “what did you wish for?”
            “More colors,” replied the square, “how about you?”
James didn’t respond; he was shocked to hear that the square had wished for more colors.
            “Dude!” he exclaimed, “What in the world did you do that for?”
            “Living in an all-white world has become boring for me,” replied the square.
James was flabbergasted. He truly did not know how to respond. He just stood there with his mouth agape and so wide open that flies could come right in and have a rest.
Suddenly a black dot appeared.
            “Look out!” cried James.
The dot landed on the lower part of the square and soon more black dots appeared and landed on him including a large one that was coming right for his forehead.
            “It’s like I’m being attacked here,” cried the square, “Help me out James!”
James tried to help his friend, but just as he was about to do so a big orange dot smacked into him and covered his whole body.
            “We’re under attack!” cried James, “Everybody, duck and cover!”
Everyone around did as James had ordered as more dots that were black, purple, blue, red, yellow, green, orange, brown, and gray pelted the once peaceful world.
            When it was over everyone was in a daze. They were still shaking violently over the attack that had just happened.
            “Why is the sky blue?” a woman asked.
            “And why are the sidewalks and the roads gray?” asked a man.
James and the square looked around. The world that they lived in was now full of colors and various shades colors to boot.
            “I can’t believe it,” exclaimed the square, “my wish came true!”
            “This was your wish?” James asked him, “dude I’m orange for Pete’s sake!”
            “It’s actually not a bad look on you man,” replied the square half-jokingly.
            “Well my car better not be orange, or yellow for that matter.” James was fuming over the thought.
            “You’re quite right,” interjected a man who sounded a bit like Bernard Fox, “Orange and yellow are awful on the current cars.”
            “How would you know?” asked James.
            “My dear fellow, I’ve seen pictures and those colors do not look good.”
            “Thanks for warning me,” replied James.
The square looked around. Everyone was starting to come to grips with what was now a more colorful world; they were even enjoying themselves.
            “I’ve got to say James,” remarked the square, “Everyone seems to be enjoying the world now more than they ever did.”
            “Indeed,” replied James. “I’m starting to like being orange myself; and to think you’re earlier statement flabbergasted me.”
            “This is so much better,” said the square.
            “You said it man. Being in a monochrome world is truly boring,” replied James.
            “Now let’s just hope your car isn’t orange,” said the square jokingly.
            “I'm shuddering just thinking about it,” replied James.
            “Don’t worry about it man, you’ve seen the light,” replied the square.
“Literally,” replied a chuckling James.
The two friends continued to laugh as they walked along marveling this new colorful world. Everything was truly great and still remained peaceful despite the new colors.